your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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