this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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