well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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