This girl is more easily done than said...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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