if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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