my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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