you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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