i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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