Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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