Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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