she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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