Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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