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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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