You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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