My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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