The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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