He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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