Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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