i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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