Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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