So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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