How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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