i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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