it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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