he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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