love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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