you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
