puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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