I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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