discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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