Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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