Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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