I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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