i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have fence marks all over my body
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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