so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
