Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I can't put those talents on a resume
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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