guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
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