First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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