yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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