The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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