the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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