new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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