sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
I'm always down for nudity.
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