Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
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