Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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