i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize