The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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