then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Mom said you looked used
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
