And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
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