Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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