I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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