If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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