no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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